I, a moose, have figured out how to end Americas dependance on fossil fuels. I will buy an iguana, teach it how to dance and start selling my dancing iguanas services.
I will then incorporate my iguana as he will be my primary means of income and after incorporation he will have all the legal rights of a person.
He will then sue all the oil and coal companies in the world for digging up his relatives and changing thie death wishes from burial to cremation without reading a will as mandated by lizard law that he has faith is on a tree in Eden. He will then own all the remains of his kin and all the fossil fuels on the planet. God bless my lizard.
Just another note: Why is the conservative movement in the country obsessed with the definition of marriage but not of a person which now includes a corporation. Thats really crazy evil.
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