Thats right Moose can presumptively strike just as well as humans and sometimes better. This one of course has to do with the looming threat of Hurricane Irene and its inevitable collision with the east coast of the land known as the United States of America. There will undoubtedly be maniacal theories as to what caused this "natural" disaster so I will tell you what they will be then lay down the truth that a moose has obtained.
There will be theories that this was caused by President Obama due to his skin color, well if he could cause this I say kudos: your one powerful man and your political enemies should stay out of your way. Others will say this was caused by the success in Libya, so oh my god what happens if we win in Iraq or Afghanistan. We can never end those wars. There will be many theories about the environment and global warming or mother earth: gaia. These cannot be true because humans didn't cause global warming but one man because his skin is black can cause this catastrophe all alone. There will be many more theories but they are far too crazy for a far, far, too crazy moose to consider.
Now let me tell you, since I am a moose and do moose things I was invited to a meeting with Irene and she told me thus: none of these is true for they are all human ideas and hurricanes are not motivated by human ideas or thoughts but rather by hurricane thoughts and ideas. She told me the reason that she is coming to shore is like her shape time is a circle and will repeat the patterns of the passed. She comes to replenish life and bring about a tomorrow that is vastly different than today or things will become stale and eventually lead to the destruction of everything.
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