Mother Nature De-balls America

 Thats right mother nature knows America is crumbling and isn't afraid to show us she knows about it. With the earthquake of August 23rd she had rendered our national phallus useless. With several cracks appearing on the Washington National Monument and some small chunks falling off the large penis at the center of our nations capitol has been closed to visitors indefinitely and so is therefore no longer able to function a its full and intended capacity. Mother nature has de-balled America and I'm wondering if Viagara can help?