Tuesday, August 23, 2011
A Moose Fights for Equality
It has come to my attention in recent days of current and past time that there is a new minority rising amongst us in the united states. It is a minority with no voice that cannot be heard and I say this must be remedied.
This new class of people is the super rich. There are fewer and fewer of them every day as the larger ones get rich and the smaller ones fail causing the income disparity to grow. I as a moose feel for this small minority, I feel for them oh so dearly and I pledge myself to help them but first we must identify their problem. There main problem is that heretical administrations of the past have lowered their taxes to almost historic lows so therefore they pay less in percentage to the government than anyone else. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem but every since January 2010 what this means is that this small and minute minority have less speech than anyone else. Now this country was founded on the principal of free speech and this rich minority cannot constitutionally live with less speech than the rest of 99 percent of America. This is a travesty and I am hereby announcing the first crusade ever by a moose to get the rich minorities tax percentage raised to that which we all pay so we all can celebrate equal and free speech on the same level.
On a personal note I would like to ask why it is I, a moose, who has discovered this great abuse of power in America and no human has seen it before. It is atravesty, so join with me now so those who pay less taxes can one day pay as much as we do.
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